ADS @ SHIT STIR CO
Ad packs. Not a marketing department.
We make the ads. You post them. Higher price means more files and more structure for the month — not that we run your account. Email ads@shitstirco.com.
Four packs. Same job. Different volume.
Every pack is stills + copy + angles in a folder. You publish. Ember is the monthly floor. Spark / Heat / Full fire buy more ads and a tighter month map.
Ember
Small monthly file drop.
3 ads. 1 angle. No calendar.
- 3 stills (feed square, story/vertical, spare)
- 3 headlines
- 1 ad angle
- 1 caption + CTA
- Google Doc of files
Spark
A week of files.
More ads. Still no posting.
- 5 stills sized for feed + story
- 5 headlines
- 3 ad angles
- Primary text + CTA
Heat
Campaign structure in a folder.
More ads plus a simple map.
- 12 stills (square, vertical, story)
- 12 headlines
- 6 angles
- 3 primary-text options
- 3 captions
Full fire
A month of files + one revision.
Most ads. Most structure. Still files only.
- 20 stills across placements
- Copy kit: hooks, bodies, CTAs
- 10 angles
- Suggested story / carousel order
- One revision pass on the files
What more money buys.
Not posting. Not media buying. Not a login to their Instagram.
$47
Ember
3 ads, 1 angle, 1 caption. Enough to test the voice every month.
$97
Spark
5 ads, 3 angles. A week of files if they want more than a taste.
$197
Heat
12 ads, 6 angles, extra captions. Campaign structure in the folder.
$297
Full fire
20 ads, 10 angles, suggested order for stories/carousels, one file revision.
What you get.
Stills
Product shots and type-on-dark frames. Square, vertical, story. No stock-smile people.
Copy
Headlines, primary text, captions, CTAs. Same voice as the shirts.
Structure
Angles and suggested order so they know what to post. We still do not post it.
Sample angles.
Say the quiet part
The line everyone already thinks. Put it on the product.
Not polite merch
If the shirt is rude, the ad should not sound like a brand manager.
Printed after you order
No fake sales. No warehouse of leftovers. That is the pitch.
Get Cooked
Upload a face. Get roasted. Wear the warning.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Bars, gyms, shops, merch brands.
If your staff shirts already look like ours, the ads should too. Not for brands that want someone else to run the account. Write ads@shitstirco.com.