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Ember SAMPLE · $47 / mo

Fourth Iron.

Fictional Gym. Watermarked so nobody posts it. Paid packs drop SAMPLE and pull 1–2 colors from their logo file. House pink stays on these samples only.

Ember is the small drop: 3 stills, 1 angle, 1 caption. Enough to test the voice.

GYM

You paid for January. It’s April.

Dusty membership. First class this week.

SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE

Feed

Fourth Iron · SAMPLE

GYM

The rack doesn’t care about your resolution.

Walk in. Pick it up.

SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE

Feed

Fourth Iron · SAMPLE

GYM

First class this week.

If they actually walk in.

SAMPLE · NOT FOR USE

Story

Fourth Iron · SAMPLE

Angles

  • January. They already paid. The ad is the walk-in.

Headlines

  • You paid for January. It’s April.
  • The rack doesn’t care about your resolution.
  • First class this week.

Primary + CTA

Dusty membership. First class this week if they actually walk in.

CTA: Book a class

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